Description
Forty-seven tabs open. None of them closing.
Distracted Keanu is Keanu drawn small and wide-eyed — grey and white, green-eyed, pink-nosed — sitting perfectly still and staring straight up at a thought bubble that has gotten out of hand. Inside it: a pink ball of yarn, a little blue bird, an open cardboard box, a golden fish, a red-tipped wand toy, a bag of fish-shaped treats spilling out, and a small dark cloud with a pillow and a row of z’s, because a nap is always on the list. Across the top, in puffy cream letters: BRAIN TABS OPEN: 47.
“I was going to do something. Then: bird.” — Keanu
On the Distracted Keanu Raglan Hoodie the full art goes big across the back, with a small Keanu Organics mark on the left chest, on black.
The Keanu Organics Difference
- Original Distracted Keanu artwork — Keanu daydreaming under a 47-tab thought bubble, drawn for Keanu Organics and printed nowhere else.
- Made to order — printed once your order comes in, so nothing sits in a warehouse.
- Blank-level certifications — organic cotton and recycled polyester content at the blank level (SOL’S). See Fabric & blank details below and our Field Notes for what that does and doesn’t cover (not a company-wide GOTS claim).
- 30-day quality cover — damage, defects, misprints, and lost packages (same cover shown on the product page).
Fabric & blank details
- 80% organic cotton / 20% recycled polyester brushed fleece with a 100% organic cotton face, about 280 g/m² (8.3 oz/yd²).
- Unisex regular fit with raglan sleeves, a jersey-lined hood, drawcords with metal eyelets, a front pouch pocket, and 2×2 ribbed cuffs and hem. EU sizing runs small for US shoppers — size up one for your usual fit (see the Size Guide).
- Machine wash cold inside out, tumble low or hang dry, and keep heat off the print.
- Blank — SOL’S Stellar (03568)
EU product information
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Keanu Organics and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 4700 Reavis Barracks Rd. St. Louis, MO. 63123 USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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